02 6 / 2012
- Yo: ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
- Yo: NO I AM NOT, CAPTAIN. DIDN'T YOU WATCH KORRA?! I AM FAINT.
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30 5 / 2012
Dave Talkin To Jade…
(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)
holy shit
(via stopitsgingertime)
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29 5 / 2012
how do you expect me to do math corrections if you don’t tell me if i got the problem wrong or if i didn’t “show my work”
on the multiple choice section
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29 5 / 2012
This is how you get a raise in allowance at Wayne Manor.
(Source: absenteism, via burdge)
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29 5 / 2012
Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston for “Avengers: Superstars to Superheroes”
(Source: curiiouser, via sdkay)
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28 5 / 2012
I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like AmonFor there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be onNo one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like AmonAnd his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all dripsNo one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like AmonSo you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)
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27 5 / 2012
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via shiranui12)
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